As it turns out, I really am Seemant Gulleen. Or more accurately Seemant G/Kulleen with a silent "G/". So, John fixed the error I was having. Turns out it's an off by one error in gtkhtml (poor evo just crashed because of it).
Anyway, his patch fixes it and I am back in Gnome, baby! I really missed being in Gnome. KDE was fairly quirky for me. For starters, the fonts in firefox were all big like I ...